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{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}

{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}

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